I’ve Arrived!

by Steve Ray on December 7, 2004

Today I received a letter from the AARP (American Association of Retired Persons, I think). They tell me I am now eligible to join — which must mean I am old and ready to get my wheel chair and cane.

But I don’t feel old! I don’t creak when I walk and I haven’t started drooling. My back is still straight and my wife says I still have a twinkle in my eye and a spring in my step.

But, I am going to join AARP anyway. Someday I may need them and maybe I can eat cheaper at our favorite restaurants. Plus my beautiful wife can now joke around with her friends that she is a member of AARP too (since she gets free membership as my wife :-)  I’ll let you know if it is worth the $12 a year membership fee.

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